Are you a farm kid? Or maybe used to be? Or maybe you just want some laughter… Here are some funny quotes to about the farm life that will sure bring a smile to your face:)
You might be a farm kid if….
- …your morning jog is chasing sheep back into their pen.
- …twine is your best friend, always there when you need it.
- …. your 2 year old niece loves bugs so much she shows you every time she sees one.
- ….your family frisbee game involves kids playing in the mud of a tree that just got planted
- …you name your steer “goose” because of his long neck.
- ….your steer actually knows it’s name every time you call it.
- …. your late for dinner because you were washing your steer or fluffing the legs of a lamb.
- …you always have something in your camera bag, weather it’s bunny hair, hay, or crumbs.
- You open the dryer and a castrate bands fall out from being in someone’s pocket.
- ….it was a beautiful day, you realize a ewe lambed in the field and of course it starts to pour rain, and you spend hours trying to catch her (while your sister in law is in labor in her house). Then right when you catch her, she drags you and scraps you’re knees against rocks and you just happen to be wearing shorts and now your bleeding down your knees into your boots. You and your sister throw the ewe in the back of the side by side and bring her to the barn (with pounding bleeding knees) then finally you get her, and her baby in a warm pen. You go inside your house and mom tells us we have a new nephew! Boy was that a night….
- You reach in your jacket pocket when dad asks “does anyone have a band on them?”.
- You use twine as a hair band because you don’t want to go back into the house for a real one.
You might be a farm kid if…. {with pics}
“I have a cowboy hat, a rope, a gun, now all I need is a horse!”
Tucker Amos Potter, 4 years old.
You watch an eagle get mad at a crow because he didn’t catch one the ducks (thank the Lord).
You name one of your cows “crazy 8” because her ear tag number is 8 and she is crazy, her nickname is “big scary momma”. Her baby is just like her, runs a million mpr.
the potters table 